CaityBakes: I have to make these.

Foodie Speak

"Tomatoes and oregano make it Italian; wine and tarragon make it French. Sour cream makes it Russian; lemon and cinnamon make it Greek. Soy sauce makes it Chinese; garlic makes it good." --Alice May Brock
"You don't have to cook fancy or complicated masterpieces - just good food from fresh ingredients." --Julia Child
"And by the way, your food obsession is not as endearing as you might think it is. Like being in a Cathy cartoon that just won't end." --Wesley Snipes, 30 Rock
"Here's how you remember the difference between 'desert' and 'dessert': Dessert gets two esses because desserts are extra sweet!" --my second grade teacher
"Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie." --Jim Davis